//File: zInfo.js


function switchImage(filename,width,height)
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document.comic_image.src=filename;
document.comic_image.height=height;
document.comic_image.width=width;
}

//Tues/Thurs/Sat
dayOfTheWeek[2]=true;
dayOfTheWeek[4]=true;
dayOfTheWeek[6]=true;

addComicFull(2,24,6,2003,"Jimmy and the Drug Dealer","is-Jimmy_and_the_Drug_Dealer.jpg",640, 2405,"")
addComic("Iraqi Claims","is-Iraqi_Claims.jpg",640,2572,"This would be Loren's. We know it's late (not our fault, we couldn't sign up for like 3 months while keenspace got a new server), and that it's cliché to do damn pro/anti-Bush comics. We're sorry.<p />Also, I think the the guy with the hat is supposed to be Hussein, but the guy that denies everything outright is Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf appearantly but meh.")
addComic("An Exposition on the Inequalities of Modern Society","is-An_Exposition.jpg",640, 1714,"")

addComic("Uncle Sam","is-Uncle_Sam.jpg",640,3001,"That guy in the Maple Leafs jersey is David. Laugh at him because he says he's the funniest guy in the whole world and you can't argue with that.")
addComic("SARS","is-SARS.jpg",640,1928,"")
addComic("Jon goes on a Nutso Killing Spree","is-Jon_goes_on_a_Nutso_Killing_Spree.jpg",640, 4336,"")

addComic("Boulders are Fun","is-Boulders_are_Fun.jpg",640, 2408,"")
addComic("Dance Dance Stupid","is-Dance_Dance_Stupid.jpg",640, 3210,"")
addComic("The Bully","is-The_Bully.jpg",640,1928,"")

addComic("Jew Hatin'","is-Jew_Hatin.jpg",640,1444,"Note: Jon (the guy in the grey) is jewish. That makes this extra funny supposedly. Laugh, monkeys!")
addComic("Now you see me...","is-Now_you_see_me.jpg",640, 2890,"")
addComic("Ninja Bob","is-Ninja_Bob.jpg",640, 1926,"")

addComic("Nick Says","is-Nick_Says.jpg",640, 2892,"")
addComic("Spontaneous Combustion","is-Spontaneous_Combustion.jpg",640,3372,"")
addComic("Philosophy","is-Philosophy.jpg",640, 3001,"")

addComic("The Pain","is-The_Pain.jpg",640, 3372,"")
addComic("Will you be my Friend?","is-Will_you_be_my_Friend.jpg",640, 1926,"")
addComic("Muffins","is-Muffins.jpg",640,2572,"Strange phrase provided by Roland Gee.")

addComic("Metamucilball Z","is-Metamucilball_Z.jpg",640,2143,"Dragon Ball Z images used without permission. HAHAHAHAHA!")
addComic("Oh no! The Alfalfa Beans!","is-Oh_no!_The_Alfalfa_Beans!.jpg",640,3001,"Yes... we know there's no such thing as 'alfalfa beans', we don't care. Pretend that makes it funnier.")
addComic("Oh Dead...","is-Oh_Dead.jpg",640, 2143,"")

addComic("Waldo: The Real Story","is-Waldo_The_Real_Story.jpg",640,3859,"")
addComic("Achille Debussy Has Died","is-Achille_Debussy_Has_Died.jpg",640,1714,"Yes, I (Nick) am really like this. It's my shame and yet... no, no, it's pretty stupid and has no redeeming effects at all.")
addComic("You Have A Banana","is-You_Have_A_Banana.jpg",640,2143,"OMFG I can't believe this one got made. This is the one that came through: no comics in reserve, wiped hard drive, and worst power failiure in 38 years, only 50 mins late. Ha!")

addComic("Made In Taiwan","is-Made_In_Taiwan.jpg",640, 2143,"")
addComic("Proactive Synergy","is-Proactive_Synergy.jpg",640, 1714,"")
addComic("Mi computadora es muerta","is-Mi_computadora_es_muerta.jpg",640, 2143,"")

addComic("Inner Reflections","is-Inner_Reflections.jpg",640, 2785,"")
addComic("Swirly Somethings","is-Swirly_Somethings.jpg",640, 1714,"")
addComic("Down with Sports","is-Down_with_Sports.jpg",640, 1714,"")

addComic("Mind Games, The Pillow","is-Mind_Games,_The_Pillow.jpg",640,2572,"")
addComic("Keep frozen until ready to use","is-Keep_frozen_until_ready_to_use.jpg",640, 1714,"")
addComic("Stop It","is-Stop_It.jpg",640, 1927,"")

addComic("My Face is Your Mom","is-My_Face_is_Your_Mom.jpg",640,2143,"")
addComic("Manflatten","is-Manflatten.jpg",640, 2143,"")
addComic("Dunlop's Adventure","is-Dunlop's_Adventure.jpg",640, 4816,"")

addComic("Suicide Utensils dot com","is-Suicide_Utensils_dot_com.jpg",640,1714,"Conway's Game of Life is actually rather interesting. See <a href=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life>here</a> for more.")
addComic("Now with 30% Less Gore","is-Now_with_30%25_Less_Gore.jpg",640, 2572,"")
addComic("Crazy Old Guy McAngst","is-Crazy_Old_Guy_McAngst.jpg",640,2356,"")

addComic("Revelations","is-Revelations.jpg",640, 1714,"")
addComic("Lotto Jackpot Super Joy","is-Lotto_Jackpot_Super_Joy.jpg",640, 2356)
addComic("Terrorist Bomb","is-Terrorist_Bomb.jpg",640, 2143)

addComic("Extensity Seizure","is-Extensity_Seizure.jpg",640, 2572)
addComic("Piles","is-Piles.jpg",640, 2572,"")
addComic("Cellular Torture","is-Cellular_Torture.jpg",640, 2572)

addComic("Eric Lepinsky®","is-Eric_Lepinsky.jpg",640, 5698)
addComic("Musical Hairs","is-Musical_Hairs.jpg",640, 3430)
addComic("Friendly Fire","is-Friendly_Fire.jpg",640, 1285)

addComic("Calculations","is-Calculations.jpg",640, 3430)
addComic("In 80 Days","is-In_80_Days.jpg",640, 1714)
addComic("Magic","is-Magic.jpg",640, 2572,"")

addComic("Arrêt","is-Arret.jpg",640, 1498,"")
addComic("Tubgirl","is-Tubgirl.jpg",640, 2356,"")
addComic("Refutation","is-Refutation.jpg",640, 1285,"")

addComic("Happy Integer","is-Happy_Integer.jpg",640, 2143,"")
addComic("Greed is Good","is-Greed_is_Good.jpg",640, 1714,"")
addComic("5 Alarm","is-5_Alarm.jpg",640,1714,"No flames, plz, kthx. We picked gay because it is a funny word to say, although you could substitute just about anything in there and the joke would hold.")

addComic("Scary Comic","is-Scary_Comic.jpg",640, 3001,"")
addComic("I Am Special","is-I_Am_SpecialA.jpg",640,1714,"If you don't like this, you are crazy (just kidding). Please click <a href=# onClick=switchImage(site+cDir+\"is-I_Am_SpecialB.jpg\",640,1714)>here</a> to see Loren's version of this and <a href=# onClick=switchImage(site+cDir+\"is-I_Am_SpecialA.jpg\",640,1714)>here</a> to switch back.")
addComic("Outback","is-Outback.jpg",640, 2143,"")

addComic("Risk","is-Risk.jpg",640, 1285,"")
addComic("Sugarplum","is-Sugarplum.jpg",640,4285,"Yeah, we're reusing jokes. Deal with it. ((we're sorry)).")
addComic("Not Responding","is-Not_Responding.jpg",640,12007,"All people were hurt during the making of this comic. No artificial preservatives. Stop, drop, and roll. This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system.")

addComic("Benito Mussolini","is-Benito_Mussolini.jpg",640, 2143,"")
addComic("Blur!","is-Blur.jpg",640, 3001,"")
addComic("Condiment Gas","is-Condiment_Gas.jpg",640, 2356,"")

addComic("A Cheesy Joke","is-A_Cheesey_Joke.jpg",640, 3001,"")
addComic("Third-Year University","is-Third-Year_University.jpg",640,5575,"")
addComic("Plagarism","is-Plagarism.jpg",640, 1714,"")

addComic("Transmittable Intelligence","is-Transmittable_Intelligence.jpg",640, 2572,"")
addComic("Campfire in a Can","is-Campfire_in_a_Can.jpg",640,1714,"Random fact: That really is burnt marshmellow. Loren has been carting it around for at least 2 months now, waiting to leave it somewhere conspicous :evil:.")
addComic("Revolutionary Refrigeration","is-Revolutionary_Refrigeration.jpg",640, 2572)

addComic("Flora-ide","is-Flora-ide.jpg",640,3532)
addComic("The Good Life","is-The_Good_Life.jpg",640,2572)
addComic("Christmas Spirit","is-Christmas_Spirit.jpg",640,1285,"As you can see, we felt like being very <i>up front</i> with this comic, for once.<br><br>Edit: Damn japanese-russian-american-commie-capitalist-spacemonkay-tortoise-antartician bastards making me change 'dem titles.") //*supposed* to be called "Save Energy, Jerks"

addComic("Sickness","is-Sickness.jpg",640,2143)
addComic("Tower of Ravelin","is-Tower_of_Ravelin.jpg",640,2572)
addComic("Unplugged: Reloaded","is-Unplugged__Reloaded.jpg",640,1714)

addComic("Woah Joe","is-Woah_Joe.jpg",640,1285)
addComic("Jim Crow Sings","is-Jim_Crow_Sings.jpg",640,3859)
addComic("Sweet Bowl of Candy","is-Sweet_Bowl_of_Candy.jpg",640,2998)

//Wed/Sat (Sat already set from previous)
dayOfTheWeek[2]=false;
dayOfTheWeek[4]=false;

dayOfTheWeek[3]=true;
dayOfTheWeek[6]=true;

addComic("A Christmas Carol","is-A_Christmas_Carol.jpg",640,2890)
addComic("Murdered Alive", "is-Murdered_Alive.jpg",640,1285)

addComic("Inbread","is-Inbread.jpg",640,1714)
addComic("Right Side Flop","is-Right_Side_Flop.jpg",640,427,"World... meet Logan, author extraordinaire.")

addComic("It Doesn't Matter","is-It_Doesnt_Matter.jpg",640,2143,"Eugh, pop-culture reference :-(")
addComic("Tenacious D-moralization","is-Tenacious_D-moralization.jpg",640,1714)

addComic("Scream Plzkthx","is-Scream_Plzkthx.jpg",640,2143)
addComic("Stonehenge","is-Stonehenge.jpg",640,1285)

addComic("Hey, Hey, KOA","is-Hey,_hey,_KOA.jpg",640,1285)
addComic("Amazing Adventure Number 101","is-Amazing_Adventure_Number_101.jpg",640,2143)

addComic("Owned","is-Owned.jpg",640,962)
addComic("The Drug","is-The_Drug.jpg",640,1924)

addComic("Faithful Citizens","is-Faithful_Citizens.jpg",640,1714)
addComic("Dot tee ex tee","is-Dot_tee_ex_tee.jpg",640,2143)

addComic("HHH smallJ","is-HHH_smallJ.jpg",640,3001)
addComic("All the news that's fit to eat","is-All_the_news_that's_fit_to_eat.jpg",640,2785)

addComic("Sappy Happy","is-Sappy_Happy.jpg",640,1714)
addComic("Oh Snap","is-Oh_Snap.jpg",640,2356)

addComic("100th Anniversary Cop-out Comic","is-100th_Anniversary_Cop-out_Comic.jpg",640,2145)
addComic("Nick will probably change this","is-Nick_will_probably_change_this_l.jpg",640,1285,"Lorens: <a href=# onClick=switchImage(site+cDir+\"is-Nick_will_probably_change_this_l.jpg\",640,1285)>here</a>.<br>Nick's: <a href=# onClick=switchImage(site+cDir+\"is-Nick_will_probably_change_this_n.jpg\",640,1714)>here</a>")

addComic("Birthday Partay","is-Birthday_Partay.jpg",640,1714)
addComic("Funny all on it's own","is-Funny_all_on_it's_own.jpg",640,1714,"Holy crap, read the titles if you don't get it.")

addComic("Sitcom","is-Sitcom.jpg",640,3854)
addComic("Ode to Spring","is-Ode_to_Spring.jpg",640,1714,"For the record: yes, that is a picture of some place in south america. Godzilla is an equal oppourtunity ravager, doncha' know?")

addComic("Metrosexual Neko","is-Metrosexual_Neko.jpg",640,1714)
addComic("Comick","is-Comick.jpg",640,3006)

//set wed/sun
dayOfTheWeek[6]=0;
dayOfTheWeek[0]=1; //add something that makes it ignore every date it gets after it ignores 1
addComicFull(3,31,3,2004,"Lol, sass","is-Lol,_sass.jpg",640,1285)
addComic("Sucks","is-Sucks.jpg",640,1714,"Sorry it's not very funny. I appear to have lost all my inspiration.")

addComic("Edgy","is-Edgy.jpg",640,2143)
addComic("Painedge","is-Painedge.jpg",640,1927)

addComicFull(0,18,4,2004,"Kuomic","is-Kuomic.jpg",640,530)

addComicFull(1,14,6,2004,"America the Brave","is-America_the_Brave.jpg",640,2143)

addComicFull(6,26,6,2004,"Faces","is-Faces.jpg",640,2408)
addComic("Methylenedioxymethamphetamine","is-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.jpg",640,1926)

addComic("Clam","is-Clam.jpg",640,3430)
addComic("Romeo (yes that one)","is-Romeo_(yes_that_one).jpg",640,1285)

addComicFull(3,21,7,2004, "The Hidden Message", "is-Hidden_Message.jpg", 640, 3800)
addComicFull(5,23,7,2004, "Magic Time", "is-Magic_Time.jpg", 640, 2400)

//Yay new!
addComicFull(1,20,12,2004,"Richard's Little Secret","is-Richard's_Little_Secret.jpg",630,2100)
addComicFull(5,31,12,2004,"Racism is Everywhere","is-Racism_is_Everywhere.jpg",640,1444)
addComic("Fancy Pants Acronyms","is-Fancy_Pants_Acronyms.jpg",640,2408)

addComic("Yep","yep.jpg",640,427)